What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

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A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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